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A fun-filled Women's Magazine for the young at heart. We who are "39" and holding! Memorable Maxine cartoons -- some very proper and some not so proper. Columns like: Jokes About MEN, A Thought Of The Day, A Daily Giggle, A Joke Of The Day, Work At Home Tips, & MORE. You'll find silly things to giggle at, and some to bring a tear. We'll remember famous women of the past. The heroines and vintage women who led the way. This is a 5 MINUTE "quickie" place to start your day. Come back tomorrow for a NEW edition.  C'Ya then! Send us a comment and share your thoughts ??

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A Laugh Of The Day ...
A Fun Maxine Cartoon for YOU
"Farmers markets are a great way to buy veggies with OUTDOOR bugs on 'em instead of the indoor kind."
Maxine says: "Farmers markets are a great way to buy veggieswith OUTDOOR bugs on 'em instead of the indoor kind."

Work At Home Tips ...Make money online!
Earn MONEY with your PC!

Swap your cell without paying a penalty! Itching to swap your cell phone service but your contract's not up? Join www.cellswapper.com, and the site will connect you with someone willing to take over your contract.



Want to take the gang out to dinner? Pick a place where types chow down for free! Just log on to www.coupondivas.com and click on "Kids Eat Free Calendar" for a guide to daily deals offered by restaurant chains.

Hmmmm. Very interesting stuff!
Movies
Film Clips ...
The Window Washer  (I.E. Browser only - sorry!)

Old Time Radio ...
An Old time Radio...This is a real Vintage Radio like our Mom's may have had. it was called the "All-American Five."

Do you or your mom remember  THIS old time Jack Benny & Dennis Day Texaco commercial? Please turn SOUND ON.
        A Famous Woman ...

Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USNR. A pioneer in the field of computing.


Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USNR.Born Dec 9, 1906.
"Amazing Grace" earned a Ph.D. in Mathematics at a time when women seldom went to college. She joined the WAVES in WWII. When she retired in 1986 at the age of 80, with the rank of Rear Admiral, she was the oldest member of the Navy on active duty. Along the way she also managed to pioneer the field of computing, becoming a programmer on the Mark I at Harvard Labs during WWII. She is recognized for her contributions to technology, has become known as the "Mother of Cobol," and, in 1969, was named the Data Processing Management Associations "Man of the Year"! Grace Hopper died on January 1, 1992, and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Read Grace Hopper's FULL Story.


SHOWIN' YA DRAWERS ...
Ladies, unless you have a nice butt like this, keep 'em up, huh?
Ladies, unless you have a nice butt like this, keep 'em up!

Women in Show Biz
Actresses We Knew ...
Annette Funicellos is 65...
Annette Funicello
(born October 22, 1942) 
  Advice For Women ...
Kitty Litter says:

Kitty Litter at the blackboard
Men, your balding is a good thing -- it subsidizes our hair care expenses. <g>




Kitty's Advice ...

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


A Joke Of The Day ...

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Jokes About MEN ...

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
 (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
 (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
 (they don't stop to ask directions)

(You're laughing, aren't you ?!?!)

 4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
 (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

 5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
 (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

 6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

  C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
 (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Beauty Tips

Don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Ms. Pac Man
Facts About Women ...
In 76 countries, less than half the eligible girls are enrolled in secondary school.
SPACE FOR RENT
INQUIRE  WITHIN!
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A Thought Of The Day ...
If you're too open minded, your brains will fail out.

Rosie The Riveter
(and others like her)
...
Rosie the Riveter
SHE was US, back THEN, in World War 2, "fighting" to replace men who were away at war!

To learn MORE about Rosie,
     CLICK HERE


FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY ...

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Social

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* Brainy Quotes *
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Womens Health
Women's Info ...

The Daily Giggle ...
This is what a feminist looks like!

This is what a feminist looks like!

Games For Women
Vintage Women ...
"TEQUILA! Helping women lower their standards for years!"
"TEQUILA! Helping women lower their standards for years!"





A Kitty Litter Production

My sister and ME.

SOur mom's favorite flower, a pansy!istersRUs
               Always Sis!
Games for Women ...
Something different here every day. It may be a link to party games, info on making your own "Avatar" to use in E-Mail, subjects to start a conversation with, all kinds of stuff here - just CLICK and LOOK, but please come back soon, huh?  <giggle>
Women's History Games !

Food for Thought ...
"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything — or nothing."
—Nancy Astor, English Stateswoman

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