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A fun-filled Women's Magazine for the young at heart. We who are "39" and holding! Memorable Maxine cartoons -- some very proper and some not so proper. Columns like: Jokes About MEN, A Thought Of The Day, A Daily Giggle, A Joke Of The Day, Work At Home Tips, & MORE. You'll find silly things to giggle at, and some to bring a tear. We'll remember famous women of the past. The heroines and vintage women who led the way. This is a 5 MINUTE "quickie" place to start your day. Come back tomorrow for a NEW edition.  C'Ya then! Send us a comment and share your thoughts ??

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A Laugh Of The Day ...
A Fun Maxine Cartoon for YOU
"Even doctors make mistakes. Mine asked me to undress!"
Maxine says: "ven doctors make mistakes. Mine asked me to undress!"

Work At Home Tips ...Make money online!
Earn MONEY with your PC!

Tutor Kids -- and earn up to $100,000, depending on your skill level. Get more information at:
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Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News)


Film Clips ...

The Window Washer  (I.E. Browser only on THIS clip - sorry!) Turn sound on.

A Deep Thought ...
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."

Old Time Radio ...
An Old time Radio...This is a real Vintage Radio like our Mom's may have had. it was called the "All-American Five."

        A Famous Woman ...

Clara Barton. Founder of the American Red Cross.

Clara Barton. Founder of the American Red Cross.Barton was the President of the American National Red Cross for twenty-two years.  Under her leadership, she adopted the framework of the Red Cross to fit the needs of the United States not only during wartime but in peacetime.

Barton also was highly dedicated to fighting for and furthering the rights of women;  she worked closely with Susan B. Anthony, Lucy Stone and others.  Barton herself was the most decorated American woman, receiving the Iron Cross, the Cross of Imperial Russia and the International Red Cross Medal.  Her final act was founding the National First Aid Society in 1904.  She retired as President of the American Red Cross at the age of 83 and spent her remaining years in Glen Echo, Maryland where she died from complications of a cold.

Read Clara Barton's FULL Story.

Babe in total control of herself
Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

Womens Health

A Period Planner

Keep Your HANDS Clean!

British Headcases Part 1

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.  ~Faith Whittlesey
  Advice For Women ...
Kitty Litter says:

Kitty Litter at the blackboardI've seen it all in the movies and read it in the papers. But those things happen to others and not to me - or so I thought...
Just think about the world we live in today. I don’t want to scare you, I just want you to realize the fact – No one is immune to violence. Doesn't it make sense to know how to be AWARE and also be PREPARED before it's too late?
. Read what Caroline Young has to say.
STOP Rape - Assault - Abuse, And Domestic Violence Against Women

Kitty's Advice ...

"There is no point at which you can say, Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."  — Carrie Fisher, American Actress

A Joke Of The Day ...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me - they were cramming for their finals.

Jokes About MEN ...

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk in once you get the hang of it.

Women in Show Biz

Actresses We Knew ...
Actress Shirley Temple is now 79
Shirley Temple
(born April 23, 1928
died February 10, 2014)

"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts.  After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough."  ~Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate.

How to find your correct bra size

Sexy Stuff
Do you or your mom remember  THIS old time radio commercial for Crisco? Please turn SOUND ON.
A Thought Of The Day ...
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Facts About Women ...
Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Rosie The Riveter
(and others like her)
Rosie The Riveter
SHE was US, back THEN, in World War 2, "fighting" in a factory, or where needed, to replace men who were away at war!

To learn MORE about Rosie,

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* Brainy Quotes *
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

The Daily Giggle ...
A sign seen in a New York bar:
"Men: No shirt, no service."
"Women: No shirt, FREE drinks."
Believe it!  Hahahahaha

A sign seen in a New York bar

Eternal Truths ...
If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

Vintage Women ...
"I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you."
"I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you."
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

A Kitty Litter Production

My sister and ME.

SOur mom's favorite flower, a pansy!istersRUs
               Always Sis!
Games For Women
Games for Women ...
Something different here every day. It may be a link to party games, info on making your own "Avatar" to use in E-Mail, subjects to start a conversation with, all kinds of stuff here - just CLICK and LOOK, but please come back soon, huh?  <giggle>
Games, Quizzes, and miscellany Puzzles
PacXon Game  (Turn sound on plz).

Food for Thought ...
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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